What's two-thirds of a pun? P.U. It stinks! ;-)


Below, a list of ridiculous puns. Let's hope they weren't someone's mistranslations or typos!


I tried to catch the fog. I mist.

What do they do when a chemist dies? They barium.

Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.

If you stay up all night to see where the sun goes, it will dawn on you.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

At first I didn't like my beard, but it grew on me.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period because it marks the end of his sentence.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.


Does anyone else have a favorite? Please share!

1 comment

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    Raquel Peralta

    Ulrike, I clicked "useful" because I could use a laugh every now and then.

    I liked the 4th line best, but then the rest are equally funny. Thanks.

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